Quantities for twelve
Turkey: 10 lb, which is three quarters of a pound a head and allows for leftovers. Under 12 lb, buy bone-in — it cooks more evenly than a large bird. Potatoes: 6 lb. This always looks like too many and never is. Stuffing: 2.5 lb of bread, staled overnight. Green beans: 3 lb. Cranberry sauce: 1.25 lb of berries. Make it three days ahead; it genuinely improves. Pie: two, not one. A 9-inch pie is eight polite slices, not twelve. Wine: two and a half bottles, on the assumption that not everybody drinks.
The four-day schedule
Two days before: dry-brine the turkey — salt it all over and leave it uncovered in the fridge. This is the single highest-value step and it takes four minutes. Make the cranberry sauce. Cube the bread for the stuffing and leave it out.
Day before: bake the pies. Pumpkin pie is better on day two. Blanch the green beans and shock them in ice water. Peel and cut the potatoes, keep them in water.
Morning of: assemble the stuffing. Get the bird in with enough time for a forty-five minute rest — that rest is when you cook everything else, so it is not lost time.
Last thirty minutes: mash the potatoes, finish the beans in butter, make the gravy in the roasting pan.
One gluten-free guest
Do not simply remove the stuffing and hope. The point is that they eat a full plate, not a plate with a gap.
Make the stuffing gluten-free for everybody — with good bread nobody notices, and it removes the cross-contamination problem entirely. Thicken the gravy with cornstarch instead of a roux. Check the stock: some store-bought stock contains wheat. Serve the pie with a nut-based crust or swap to a poached-fruit dessert, which is naturally free of it and better on day two anyway.
Worth saying: gluten-free as a preference and celiac disease are not the same requirement. If it is celiac, ask, and read every label rather than assuming.
